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Jokes
by Fatality5304 Thu Jul 29, 2010 11:00 am
well everyone needs a little laugh time from time so put some jokes up!!!!!!!!! XD
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Re: Jokes
by randymans Thu Jul 29, 2010 11:02 am
I was getting stuff out of the trunk of my moms car today.
As i was done, she goes "slam the door"
i said "i slammed ur mom"
... she didnt like the joke
As i was done, she goes "slam the door"
i said "i slammed ur mom"
... she didnt like the joke
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Re: Jokes
by Fatality5304 Sun Aug 01, 2010 7:09 am
(0 to 200 in 6 seconds)
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
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Re: Jokes
by LadyAllura Thu Aug 05, 2010 6:25 am
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG LMAOO more more Larry..Your blonde jokes!
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Re: Jokes
by Michazzo Sat Aug 07, 2010 12:15 pm
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”
To which she replied, “There certainly is!”
My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”
To which she replied, “There certainly is!”
My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”
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